Day 241: July 24 - I'm not that old, am I?

Dear AARP, I thought it was hil-ar-ious when you started sending MH letters to join before his 40th birthday. Now that you've started doing it to me, it has really lost its humor! I will, however, take advantage of your letters and head to the movies though. "Yes, that's one adult, one senior, and one infant. Thanks!"

My favorite consignment sale is back in town this week, and I plan on once again taking full advantage of it. Here I come Kids Exchange!!